If I Were Only On The Actor's Studio

In memory of James Lipton.

1. What is your favorite word? - Wow

2. What is your least favorite word? - cancer

3. What turns you on? acceptance


4. What turns you off? - intolerance


5. What sound or noise do you love? ocean waves


6. What sound or noise do you hate? - metal scraping against metal


7. What is your favorite curse word? - fuck head


8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - therapist


9. What profession would you not like to do? - foot surgeon


10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - You did enough.