Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Definition - Adolescent

Let's break it down, shall we?

Ad - as in advertisement, which mostly is FALSE advertisement. You know, bait and switch, as in one day there is a cute kid, all cozy and cuddly and sweet and hugs in the morning, and the next day, you believe in your heart of hearts you have given birth to the anti-Christ, and you are just waiting for his head to spin and hurl green pea soup.

dol - form of the word "dull" because everything you say to him IS dull, his expression is dull, his conversation skills (with adults) is, at best, dull.

es - form of the word "ass" as in, he needs to be kicked in the....

scent - (Poetic license taken here) scent, well, let me just say you don't want to be around when he takes off his shoes, and you'll really appreciate that stuffed up nose if you need to make a trip into his room to get your sweaters you have stored in his closet all summer...

2 comments:

Flipsycab said...

Terrible Twos or Adolescent?

You make the call.

Krizzer said...

In my vicarious experience,the terrible twos are actually my favorite time in a kid's life. It's the THREES that are so terrible.